Female Laws To Live By
Miscellaneous
59 hitsThe female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notifica...
female jokes
- Miscellaneous
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The Rules
General / Unsorted jokes
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The Female always makes THE RULES.
THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
N...The Rules
General / Unsorted jokes
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The Female always makes THE RULES.
THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
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1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. ...
The Rules (by Her)
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subje...Rules For Relationships
Miscellaneous
64 hitsFor those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relationshi...
For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relatio...
I found this in the salon where I get my hair cut. The owner says she
feels these rules ...
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.:
Female - Any part under a car's hood (bonnet).
Male - The strap f...Male/Female Dictionary
Naughty jokes
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Thingy (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fa...
1. "You get this one, next round is on me."
(We won't be here long enough to get anot...
1. "You get this one, next round is on me."
(We won't be here long enough to get anoth...Gay sheep
Naughty jokes
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This one came from the L.A. Reader via a circuitous route
(saw it quoted in New Scientist...THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra....
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's ...Male or Female?
Ethnic jokes
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From the Washington Post Style Invitation, in which it was postulated that English should have m...Paired off Parrots
Jewish jokes
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A lady approaches her rabbi and tells him, "Rabbi, I have
a problem. I have tw...Dirty Birds
Miscellaneous
57 hitsA lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking par...
Definitions By Gender
Miscellaneous
60 hitsTHINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car's hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra....
Definitions
General / Unsorted jokes
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THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fa...Computers are female
Gender Jokes
169 hits|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just arou...
THE TALKING PARROTS
Animal jokes
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A lady approaches her priest and tells him "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking ...Prostitute Parrots
Doctor jokes
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A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I bought these two talking ...Prostitute Parrots
Religious jokes
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A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I bought these two talking ...Parrot Prostitutes
Religious jokes
45 hits
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a
problem. I have these two t...Visiting the lawyer
Pun Fun jokes
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A guy from Czechslovakia was visiting his cousin the lawyer in California, and they went for a h...
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I bought these two talking ...Gender Designations
Ethnic jokes
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Many Romance Languages (Italian, Spanish, French) give even inanimate objects a gender. In Spani...Praying Parrots
Animal jokes
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A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking fe...Talking Parrots
Religious jokes
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A woman approaches her priest and tells him,
'Father, I have a problem. I have two talking p...Lawyers in the Park
Lawyer jokes
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A guy from Czechslovakia was visiting his cousin the lawyer in California, and they went for a h...Praying Parrots
Miscellaneous
83 hitsPraying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two...
Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?
When the crew gets l...
Praying Parrots
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I ha...Why Female Astronauts?
Miscellaneous
59 hitsWhy is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost in space, at least the wom...
Q: How many female
Lightbulb jokes
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Q: How many female opera singers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. If they sing...Whale of a Story.
Miscellaneous
47 hitsA male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan, when they noticed a whaling sh...
In jail...
Sex
90 hitsThis exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice yells over to t...
Whale of a Story.
Animal jokes
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A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan, when they noticed a whalin...
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan, when they noticed a whalin...A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
General / Unsorted jokes
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...when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harp...Whales
Miscellaneous
111 hitsA male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling shi...
The Whales
General / Unsorted jokes
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A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they
noticed a ...True Gender of Object
Miscellaneous
44 hitsMirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female because ...
Whales
General / Unsorted jokes
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A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling...
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.
Female Lawyer
Miscellaneous
49 hitsQ: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick...
Wants & needs (wontz and nedz) n.
female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and...Smart Whale
General / Unsorted jokes
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A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when
...
Two men were in a pub.
One man said, ''Did you know that beer contains female hormones?''
