fear jokes

(Advice: You have to pronouce these in order to get the joke.)

Amathophobia: The fe...

Arachibutyrophobia: fear of peanut butter sticking to roof of mouth....

Q: What do you call the fear of getting stuck in a chimney?

A: Santaclaustrophobia!...

|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in Englan...

To all my friends, thanks to you all for sending me chain letters in 2003. This is what happene...

The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.

It seems tha...

A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two...

A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two...

AFROPHOBIA
Fear of the return of the 70's hair styles (or the Jackson Five).

PSE...

A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two of ...

A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two...

Nixon: Watergate

Clinton: Waterbed

Nixon: Biggest fear: Cold war

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6. Go into the other gender's bathroom without fear of being caught....

A nervous passenger keeps pestering the stewardess."How often do aircraft of this type crash?" H...

There once was a flight heading from London to New York. Halfway during the flight, the captain ...

Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences....

There are only two forces that unite men, fear and self-interest...Napoleon...

A man of quality does not fear a woman seeking equality....

What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!...

Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest fear: the Cold War
Clinton: His bigg...

"Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton":Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water Bed...

Nixon: Watergate

Clinton: Water Bed

Nixon: His biggest fear: the Cold War...

"Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton":



Nixon...

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Similarities between Nixon and Clinton
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Research shows that the greatest fear held by 93.75% of all men is not death, but castration; Re...

|Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear?"It's about a deranged psychotic who is se...

Nixon:Watergate

Clinton:Waterbed

 

Nixon:His biggest fear...

Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? It's about a deranged psychotic who i...

What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sa...

When operating a firearm, safety is paramount. Here are some tips to reduce the risk of mishaps:...

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these thin...

Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals ...

|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The...

Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.

Purrverse: Poem about a str...

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem...

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem...

Tom and Jack are on an expedition to the center of Africa, when they are suddenly surrounded by ...

Tom and Jack are on an expedition to the center of Africa, when they are suddenly surrounded by ...

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a pro...

|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.9. It would be a shame if the ...

The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her hair was soft her eyes were ...

(Our pastor told us this one. I don't know where it came from.)



A yo...

A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. "Doctor," she said, "I can't sleep at night. When I'm in t...

10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.

9. It would be asha...

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness p...

A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in apark.The witness: They were fucki...

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, "Gadsby", which contains over 50,000 words -- none of them ...

The night was young, the moon was high,

We were alone just she and I.

A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm. He asked for and wa...

by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2. The Torah as read by Louis...