fat girl jokes

G: Nobody gets the girl.



PG: The Good Guy Gets The Girl.

A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy says to the little girl, "I have...

A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy says to the little girl, "I ...

A guy walks into the bar and sits down next to a man. The man says to him "you see that hot girl...

A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex...

When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts...In high school, I dated a girl wi...

G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy gets the girl.X: Everybody ...

Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder in bed.The first one went i...

When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts.In high school, I dated a girl wi...

When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts.



In hig...

When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large breasts.



In ...

Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder in bed.

The President is running down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away p...

The President is running down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away p...

A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Okl...

A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey ...

A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl ne...

A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the girl mumbled, "Please, sir, giv...

Nintendo is planning to introduce a new toy for Christmas. It called the Game Girl.

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Bill Clinton was out jogging one morning, when he came to an apartment complex.

Sitting ...

Bill Clinton was out jogging one morning, when he came to an apartment complex.

Sitting ...

Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and was eager to help. One day during recess...

Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards hi...

Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards hi...

A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl as...

Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into a secluded area around midnight, ...

A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two teenagers having sex on a be...

|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is i...

The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."

A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two teenagers having sex on a bench....

A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother "How old are you?" Mommy says "...

A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother "How old are you?" Mommy s...

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. As she got to on...

In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in ...

System 7 is like going out on a bad date. Your date is expensive and at
the end of the ni...

A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says,...

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they
decide to go to the girl'...

There were three girls in a bar. One girl says...

"I can get a whole hand up my cunt...

Three girs went to God just before they went down to earth and told him how they wanted to be wh...

There were three girls in a bar. One girl says..."I can get a whole hand up my cunt!"Then the second...

A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the si...

A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It's at that moment she spots hi...

This guy and this girl are rampantly having sex. During a lull in the
passion, the guy a...

A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother, "How old are you?"

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A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox.

The little boy has to go to take ...

GIRL'S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl's confession. "So me andmy cousin were...

One fine day in the middle of class at school, a girl raised her asking to be excused: “Tea...

A guy and a girl met at a bar.

They're getting along so well that they decide to go to th...

BOY: Isn't the principal a dummy?!



GIRL: Say, do you know who I am?
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One day there was two children playing doctor. A girl and a boy. The boy liftes his shirt and po...