fair play joke

[Noted in HARVARD MAGAZINE, September/October 1990.]

Conservative Member of Parlia...

A young woman is asked out on a date, and accepts. The guy picks her up, and they go to a nearby...

One sunny day Jesus, Moses and a small, elderly man were playing golf.



Jes...

A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he final...

posh and Becks are sitting in front of the television watching the six

> o'clock news...

A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he f...

A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he f...

Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Stevie mentions that they ought to get together an...

Excerpt from an article by Mike Nichols of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram
concerning the ph...

At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too, is an ex...

At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too, is a...

At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too, is a...

Little Johnny is in the first grade and is told by the teacher he's going to be in the class pla...

Two girls boarded a crowded bus and one of them whispered to the other, "Watch me embarrass a ma...

Video games:*They almost always turn on when you want them to
*They are always ready to play ...

Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says, "How is the sin...

What is a cat? - Cats do what they want.
- They rarely listen to you.
- They are totally...

Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went to the Portland Fa...

What is a Cat?

1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.<...

Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went to the Portlan...

Old man Woodruff loved golf, but his age was making it increasingly difficult for him to play. H...

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery t...

This is original. After this experience, I wrote it up for a local
newsgroup. I was ask...

|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to bo...

Because not even God wants to watch them play....

Why does Clinton play the saxophone?'Cause he can no longer play with his 'hore-monica!...

Why does Clinton play the saxophone?



'Cause he can no longer play with ...

A proposed revision to the rules of golf is being sought in South Florida which will replace the...

Little Johnny's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the p...

A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside....

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother repli...

An Octogenarian who was an avid golfer moved to a new town
and joined the local Country C...

Q: How do you crash a houseboat party?

A: You just barge in!

Q: What happ...

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Webley stadium!

When fish play football, wh...

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"

I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message. But th...

Most honorable sir: You leave house. He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I...

Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fas...

If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band, what's his other favorite instrument to pla...

A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits down at the bar and says to the bartender "...

A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits down at the bar and says to the bartend...

Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines to practice:"Hark! A p...

A girl approaches a boy in the school yard and asks him if he would like to play house with her....

|What do rodents say when they play bingo?'Eyes down for a full mouse'!...

Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road....

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"

Her mo...

Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them got an idea, saying "I know,...

A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits down at the bar and says to the bartend...

A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and s...

A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits down at the bar and says to the bartend...