exploding food

The city does not employ so-called "wallet inspectors."
Remember: regular hot dogs do not ...

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate....

A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up three cans and took t...

One day, an old lady went to the store to get some food for her dog.

When she got to the...

Banta comes to Australia and goes to Woolworths's (Ubiquitious grocery store in Australia). He f...

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

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EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

Day number 180
8:00 am - OH B...

A little old lady walked up to the cashier and placed a bag of cat food on the check out counter...

A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing....

Why is food better than men?



Because you don't have to wait an hour for...

Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."...

What's the difference between a Triscuit and a lesbian?

One's a snack cracker, an...

|From Harper's Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75...

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry....

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."...

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you....

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack....

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills....

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...

Why is food better than men?Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds....

|Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold should be ...

Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:

A gelatin mold...

This guy went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup, ...

A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She the...

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stoma...

|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . ."Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the tro...

A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She...

What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink...

|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arre...

In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were a...

To turn on the heat in an oven for a period of time
before cooking a dish.
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A doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. 'The material we put into our stomachs is eno...

What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Ma...

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate....

My brother's on a seafood diet. Really? Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats....

I thought you were trying to get into shape?
I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle....

(CIM) The Netherlands: Doctor Huizenaas of the Rotterdam Animal Research Institute has successfu...

(CIM) The Netherlands: Doctor Huizenaas of the Rotterdam Animal Research Institute has successfu...

What food is good for the brain? Noodle soup....

You've tried Dr.
Stillman's Quick Weight Loss Diet, the Sardine Diet, the Grapefr...

This guy went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup...

What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food....

The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes: “Parking for ...

|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven't seen listed in any cookbooks.While you are prepa...

The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food. "Here," h...

What's the favorite food of a Black/Italian halfbreed?
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What's a doll's favorite food? Barbie-Q!...

|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mot...

Q: What is Monica's favorite chinese food?





A: Cream of sum...

Q. How did Michael Jackson got food poisoning?

A. He ate a 12 year old weiner....

A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents.

He was quite ner...