excited jokes

"Why are you so excited?", the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "...

A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact, that only a few minutes a...

There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.It was that time of year to ...

It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loos...

Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial sc...

Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of
Perpetual Motion parochi...

Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion parochial school i...

When the Ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals. "Listen up!" Noah said w...

When the Ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals. "Listen up!" Noah sa...

When the Ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals. "Listen up!" Noah sa...

The snowblower was on its way....

It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's ...

A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man noti...

Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife s...

A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man noti...

Now every time he gets excited, the garage door goes up....

Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops a...

An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks and charm that whenever he to...

Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife sto...

Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife sto...

There was a macho type of guy who went to the hardware store and bought a leather tool belt and ...

Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife sto...

An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks and charm that whenever h...

An elderly man decides to join a nudist colony. He asks if he
can just wander around the...

Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes aft...

Your neighbours are an arsehole and two nuts.
Your best friends a cunt.
You've only ...

Tyler was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes a...

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work...

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still exci...

What's so bad about being a dick? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole, your master cove...

An older woman went to the gynecologist.

He told her she was in perfect health, had the ...

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A...

George came home one day, very excited.

"Do you know what they are saying?" he aske...

One day three midgets were sitting around the table drinking tea and having crumpets.

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These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these thin...

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A...

Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months? ...

A man just had a heart transplant and was getting instructions from his doctor. He was placed on...

5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You're bald your entire life.2. You have a hole in your head.3. ...

5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!



1. You're bald your entire life.

|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shorte...

A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little do...

Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you get a dog, name it: Mype...

Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?
The next time you get a dog, n...

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing
(and then they marr...

Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?

The next time you get a d...

Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?

The next time you get a do...

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to he...

I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the s...