ethnical jokes

|O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heav...

|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the one yelled, "Mick! I los...

|REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORMNew Simplified Tax Form for 2000 Taxes1. How much money did y...

|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Padd...

|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a joke, and the Scots ha...

|A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the ...

|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the c...

|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is i...

|A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden o...

|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there w...

|A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down...

|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, h...

|This speaks a lot about the Japanese quality standards and also cultural misunderstandings. They're...

|These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker....

|Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by. "Help!" Paddy sho...

|There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apart...

|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Depart...

|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the p...

|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide tied the crane ...

|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and started lessons. The instructor ...

|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls...

|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and...

|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?""I ...

|Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... Only in America...are t...

|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from hi...

|Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into the...

|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all going to be e...

|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker. The banker pulled ou...

|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other i...

|A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump upon gi...

|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train...

|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to th...

|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a...

|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which contestants take a well-known ...

|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran ou...

|There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and ...

|An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood in front of them.He then asked, "...

|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the wound.2. The fa...

|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up and says "Hello". The voice ...

|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as...

|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muff...

|A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hot...

|Northerners visiting the South Information for Northerners Visiting the Southern StatesIf you are f...

|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down ...

|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when.... You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup...

|The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the us...

|Did you know that "verb" is a noun? How can you look up words in a dictionary if you can't spell th...

|Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn't be that hard,...

|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant ab...

|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house an...