Well it seems that there was some mixup in one of the local papers, and it said that Elvis would...
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Well it seems that there was some mixup in one of the local papers, and it said that Elvis would...
Industry Fact: When Elvis Presley died in 1977 there were 37 Elvis impersonators in the world.Elvis vs. Jesus
General / Unsorted jokes
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I sent the following Elvis comparisons out in 1993 and they were a hit then... We'll do it again...Elvis vs. Jesus
General / Unsorted jokes
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I sent the following Elvis comparisons out in 1993 and they were a hit then... We'l...
A: Elvis has been sighted....Travel and tourist jokes
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152 hitsFather O'Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for so long, that he decides to take a...
Thank you..thank you very much!
Travel
153 hitsFather O'Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he decides to take a vac...
Jesus said: "Love thy neighbor." (Matthew 22:39)
Elvis said: "Don't be cruel." (RCA, 1956)...You have an Elvis Jell-o
Redneck jokes
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You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
You have the taxidermist's number on speed-dial.
Yo...
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis?
A: Elvis was drafted and served pro...What's the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted....
Clinton jokes
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119 hitsQ: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis? A: Elvis was drafted and served proud...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get out of that box....
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Redneck jokes
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You might be a redneck if...
Your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him ar...
This a new month. Which means it's time to once again look at the things people do in search of ...What can you say about
One Liners jokes
104 hits
What can you say about a society that says
God is dead and Elvis is alive?...Untitled joke
Lightbulb jokes
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How many paranoid delusionals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Who wants t...You've been to a funeral
Redneck jokes
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You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.
You have a picture of Jo...You have a picture of
Redneck jokes
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You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
You just ...
You might be a redneck if...
You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvi...Types of computer viruses
Computer jokes
124 hits
Elvis virus: Your computer gets fat, slow, and lazy and then self destructs, only to resurface a...Christmas jokes
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117 hitsWho sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santa's little Elvis....
You've ever re-used a paper plate.
Smith and Wesson attended your wedding without an invi...
You might be a redneck if...
You have an Elvis Jell-o mold....
The number of times you've seen either Elvis or a UFO exceeds your I.Q.
Any of your neigh...Movie and TV jokes
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192 hitsOne agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The ...
Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
You...
Continued from Part I of The 2000 Federal Census for Rednecks
Do you (_) own or (_)...
The National Enquirer's special investigative team has determined that
it's actually Elvi...Aliens invading earth
Military jokes
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This was a one panel cartoon in "Aboriginal Science Fiction."
On the bridge of a fl...Aliens among us
Military jokes
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(and I thought it was hard to write down verbal humor . . . I'll give it
a try though.) <...1. "The cucumber has left the salad." 2. "Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging...
Pelvis: A cousin of Elvis
Post-operative: A letter carrier
Recovery room: A place ...Clearing it
Drunks
265 hitsA very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting near him that he can fart ...
Q: What's stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley....
1. The cucumber has left the salad.2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is han...
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Miscellaneous
114 hitsI will not waste chalk... I will not skateboard in the halls... I will not burp in class... I will n...
I Will Not
General / Unsorted jokes
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I will not waste chalk... I will not skateboard in the halls... I will not burp in class... I w...
After three cups of coffee I can't stop singing that Bonanza song (this part, sadly, has really ...Arkansas Governor Application
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107 hitsArkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_____________...
More Blonde Q and A's
Miscellaneous
124 hitsQ: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS? A: It said cook it for half an hour per ...
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