drummer jokes

|There's a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer who keeps good time, and a...

One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said, "finally! After bein...

|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked wi...

A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked...

Q: How can you tell if the drummer's platform is level? A: Drool is coming out of both sides ...

|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they don't disgrace themselves a...

A guy walks into a shop and says, "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingi...

What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy Jappy, with a crap ha...

Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test?
A: Drool....

Put some music in front of him....

Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A: A drummer....

Two jokes on the same theme ...

Q: What do you call a guy who hangs out with musi...

When the drumsticks are hitting the drums....

Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at your front door?
A: The knocking gets faster....

Q: What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless....

Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? A: It took him four hours to ...

Hey buddy. How late does the band play? About half a beat behind the drummer....

Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?
A: It took him four hours t...

Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up....

|A man walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gob...

Looking to buyA man walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior ...

Q. How can you tell if there's a drummer at your door?

A. The knocking speeds up. ...

If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker....

If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.

And a jock strap is a lower decke...

A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoo...

Q: How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?

A1: One. He holds the...

The first day after Christmas, my true love and I had a fight
and so I chopped the pear tree ...

South Africa, 1885. Coupla days before Rorkes Drift. 100 British soldiers (all dressed in that r...

|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What's the only thing wors...

|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass p...

1. And your crybaby whiny opinion would be...?
2. Do I look like a people person?
...

|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He can't find the key and doesn't know w...

Musician Jokes - In Score Order



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Note to the profoundly impaired: this list is intended as humor, and consists mostly of things t...

Note to the profoundly impaired: this list is intended as humor, and consists
mostly of t...