drug jokes

Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered to w...

Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?



They developed a new dru...

What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?



A prostit...

What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her crack and sel...

A guy goes to the drug store and asked for 99 condoms. The guy at the counter said, "Fuck me, th...

IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be more alert and cautious when getting...

With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs
oriented towards im...

Below is a list of new drugs users of viagra have requested the me makers of viagra develop.
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With Viagra being such a great medical success for increasing men's
sexual prowess, Pfize...

A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes the dogs leash & starts swingin...

With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improvin...

With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving th...

With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improvi...

With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improvin...

Three guys were taking needles, two Americans and an [ethnic] guy.
The first American take...

A handsome young man and a beautiful girl met and it was love at first sight. They immediately g...

One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he drove to his house aro...

With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improvin...

With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improvin...

The salesman got home late in the evening. For not waking his wife up, he takes his clothes off ...

Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems she bent over...

Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can wash her crack and reuse it....

A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to say, "Doctor, I...

A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say,"Docto...

The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman. Sh...

Are you bewildered by the fluctuations in the stock market. If so, you are not alone. The answer...

Two older ladies were swimming in the pool at a Miami hotel. One of
the ladies was about...

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and...

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early...

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early...

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early...

Earthly Drug Problems





Jesus, in a very worried state, convened ...

With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer Pharmacuticals is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towar...

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early...

With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer Pharmacuticals is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented t...

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early...

An unexpected narc at the door....

A man complained to his friend "My elbow hurts I better go to the doctor." "Don't do that," volu...

One day Pete was complaining to his friend "my elbow hurts. I better see a doctor".

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One day Pete was complaining to his friend "my elbow hurts. I bettersee a doctor". His friend said "...

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to...

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt.

One day, a man complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, guess I should see a doctor."His fr...

Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma...

A man complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor."

One day, a man complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, guess I should see a doctor."

One day, a man complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, guess I should see a doctor." <...

One day Jim complained to his friend, "My elbow really
hurts, I guess I should see a docto...

When telling this story the hands should be moved as if you are talking in
sign language....

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. T...