downsizing jokes

~ Downsizing is good, right? Then let's fire Uncle Sam!





~ Put p...

Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time of down-sizing. K...

At a dinner party to introduce the new Administrator of the Maryland State Highway, everybody's ...

A small business owner was faced with the problem that he needed to downsize his company. He add...

The FBI found a bottle of an antidepressant drug in the Unabomber suspect's cabin. It's a good t...

Company Softball Team is converted to a Chess Club.
Dr.Kevorkian is hired as an "Outplacem...

One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when suddenly he came upon a ...

One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when suddenly he came upon a ...

A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is told he has to get rid o...

Julius Caesar: My last job involved a lot of
office politics and back stabbing. I'd like ...

IDIOT SIGHTINGS...Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employ...

A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...

A Press Release -



WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee...

IDIOT SIGHTINGS...



Sighting #1:

I was at the airport, check...

The usual large flamboyant typeface associated with the season's greetings had been downsized th...

The usual large flamboyant typeface associated with the season's greetings had been downsized th...

You don't recall that line from It's A Wonderful Life saying, "Every time a cash register rings, a c...

Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and my roommate asked me ...

Sighting #1:

I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and my r...

New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was misse...

New Words for the 2000s



Blamestorming - Sitting around in a group discu...

Season's Greetings,

The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to...

|New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90's Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a dea...

|Today's global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more competitive s...

BLAMESTORMING: Sitting in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and...

The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement p...

The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retireme...

The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retireme...

The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retireme...