door jokes

Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy...

Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman...

Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy...

An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He ...

A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks, a real mean ...

When is a door not a door?



When it is ajar....

A new medical facility with several different specialists opened in a trendy part of the city.

A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room. Five minut...

A young lady had just emerged from a hot bath when the door bell rang. Dripping wet, she ran to ...

A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, when all of a sudden, they hear the f...

A man walked up to a farmer's house, and knocked on the door. When the farmer's wife opened the door...

A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, whenall of a sudden, they hear the front d...

A man walked up to a farmer's house, and knocked on the door. When the farmer's wife opened the ...

Man walks up to a farmers house, knocks on the door.

When a woman opened the door, the m...

In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHE...

A Nun was taking a shower one day and she heard the door bell ring, she yelled "Who is it?"
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|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the enormity of everything. Havi...

Please do not stand here and talk, whine, or ask questions.

Wait until I get out.
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One day there was this farmer. He had 3 daughters and they each had a date on Saturday night.

This woman had just gotten out of the shower when her husband went in. Suddenly the door bell ra...

Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma...

A new pastor moved into a town, and he went out one day to visit his parishioners. All went well...

A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house, it was obvious that someon...

?Who is it?? asked the inmate of a house when he heard a knock on his door.

?I am Sher S...

Two Yankees fans are on a train up to Boston to watch their team play the Red Sox. They start ma...

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well ...

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit some of the members of the churc...

I got this message detailing...

A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house, it was obvious that s...

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior...

The owner of a bar is just locking up for the night when there is a knock at the door. He opens ...

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knock...

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knock...

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of...

Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell rang.The man got out...

[ believed to be original from my officemate Scott Wallace ]

We get hit up by door...

TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instructio...

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Sup...

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Supe...

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Supe...

How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close door.How do you ...

A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he belongs to. The man tells him a...

Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.



Just as he became comfortable, the...

Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.



Just as he became comfortable, the do...

An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the 'newly arriv...

A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he belongs to. The man tells...

Sign on the door of the maternity ward: "Push Push Push."

Sign at entrance of the IRS: "...

Three door-to-door vacuum-cleaner salesmen show up at a farmhouse one afternoon and the kindly f...

Official sign near door: Door Alarmed. Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened.

Road ...

Three door-to-door vacuum-cleaner salesmen show up at a farmhouse one afternoon and the kindly f...