Mad Cow Disease
Animal jokes
54 hits
Mad Cow Disease
One day two cows were chatting over the fence separating their tw...
disease jokes
- Animal jokes
54 hits
Paralyzing Disease
Blonde jokes
54 hits
What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?
A: Marriage....Paralyzing Disease
Blonde jokes
49 hits
What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?
A: Marriage....
Q: What's the difference between PMS and Mad Cow Disease?
A: The number of tits!...Paralyzing Disease
Miscellaneous
48 hitsWhat's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage....
Two cows were grazing near each other.
One says: "Are you worried about the mad cow...
Q: Why can't men get mad cow disease?
A: Because they're ...The New Dip
General / Unsorted jokes
36 hits
There was a guy he was at a baseball game....
this man had terrible lepercy and his b...Mad Cow Disease
Miscellaneous
58 hitsThere were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, "I tell ...
A woman in her mid-20s goes to her doctor, Dr. Lee, for advice. She says, "I just don't underst...|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, "I tell...
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.
The first cow sa...Mad Cow Disease
Animal jokes
46 hits
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.
The firs...Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 y...
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.
T...
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.
Ed Zachary Disease
Women Jokes
171 hitsA woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. S...
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in q...A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"...
Hypochondria is the one disease I have not got....Ed Zachary disease
Naughty jokes
53 hits
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date, nor any sex in quite someti...Incurable Disease
Tasteless jokes
38 hits
A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him, "I have some very bad news for you. I'm afrai...Incurable Disease
Tasteless jokes
39 hits
A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him, "I have some very bad news for you. I'm afrai...
Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
Dogs miss you when you're gone.<...
There was this little boy about 10 years old walking down the sidewalk
dragging a flattene...
The doctor says to the patient. I have some bad news for you...
The doctor tells th...
Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken!...Comparing Men to Dogs
Miscellaneous
49 hitsHow Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space on the bed. 2. Both have irrational fea...
You Have VD
Miscellaneous
48 hitsWhat's worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a sexually transmitted disease?...
The Washington Post's "Style Invitational" asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, a...
The Washington Post's "Style Invitational" asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, a...Mad Cow!
Animal jokes
44 hits
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, ''So what do you think o...
A disease where the patient enjoys being bedridden....Mad Cow!
General / Unsorted jokes
37 hits
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, ''So what do you think of mad cow disease?...You Have VD
General / Unsorted jokes
30 hits
What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a sexually transmitted dise...Austria
General / Unsorted jokes
147 hits
From the David Letterman Show:
WALDHIEMERS disease is what you have when yo...
A: Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. I hear it's untweetable....
What's the good part about Alzheimer's Disease ?
You keep meeting new friends !...
When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13
years to live.Beneficial Alzheimers
Miscellaneous
43 hitsWhat's the best thing about having Alzheimer's Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter eggs. 2: You ...
What's the best thing about having Alzheimer's Disease?
1: You can hide...Life is a ...
Naughty jokes
50 hits
Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatal outcome....Dirty jokes
More Jokes
37 hitsWhats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE? One's mad cow disease, the other's ...
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new people.3. You don't h...
5. You never have to watch reruns on television.
4. You are always meeting new people.Alzheimers
Miscellaneous
55 hitsQ: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!...
