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Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mam...

"Rabbi," the man said, "Please explain the Talmud to me."





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If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you call a woman talking dirty t...

Top ten things that sound dirty in law but aren't:

10. Have you looked through her brief...

Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!...

|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty kid!...

I don't have a dirty mind. (I wash it every day...)...

If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you call a woman talking dirty to a ...

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe h...

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't:

10. I need to wh...

Dirty Ernie was sitting in his second grade class when he looked out the window and saw two dogs...

Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hiring...

Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hi...

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road rolls in dirt and comes back?
A dirty dou...

Sex is only dirty when it's done right....

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE AREN'T:

10. I need to whip it out by 5...

Why is Tigger always so dirty? Because he plays with Pooh!...

One day a blind man came into a restaruant. A waiter came to him and asked "Would you like a men...

What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment....

A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came a New Yorker. "I'm not ...

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!...

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute....

10. Have you looked through her briefs?
    
9. He is one hard jud...

Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins....

I need to whip it out by 5 o'clock
Mind if I use your laptop?
Just stick it in my bo...

Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't...Have you looked through her briefs?He is one hard judge!...

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!...

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean....

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater....

Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't...



Have you looked through he...

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub....

Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't I need you to whip it out by 5:00! Mind if I us...

An Irishman went for an interview with one of the major blue chip computer companies.

What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty...

Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside....

Nuts ... my shaft is bent
After 18 holes I can barely walk
You really wacked the hel...

Wanna here a clean joke?
I'm takin a bath with bubbles.

Wanna hear a dirty...

Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving but really aren't:



Reach in and gr...

Why is it so hard to tell the truth but so easy to tell a lie?

Why are we so sleepy in ch...

A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down at the table, he noticed th...

A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.



When he sat do...

HOW CLEAN IS YOUR MIND?

I challenge you NOT to think dirty. All of the answers in t...

They know when they are in trouble.
They don't want you to get off the phone to pay attent...

A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking b...

|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:Man: What's the pr...

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:

Man: Wh...

A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum w...

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.

The waiter, who is also the owner, wa...

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.

The waiter, who is also the owner, wa...

What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word....