dirty male jokes

The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...

A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking par...

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, s...

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mam...

Male secretary : "Feel free to use my dictaphone." New blonde employee : "No thanks, I'll just...

The Female always makes THE RULES.
THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
N...

The Female always makes THE RULES.
THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
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1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. ...

The Rules (by Her)

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subje...

After a two-year long study, The National Science Foundation announced the following results on ...

The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notifica...

From the Washington Post Style Invitation, in which it was postulated that English should have m...

Thingy (thing-ee) n.

female: Any part under a car's hood.

male: The strap fa...

THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra....

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The f...

THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's ...

"Hello?" the blonde responded answering the phone. Hearing no response, she repeated, "Hello?" ...

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.:
Female - Any part under a car's hood (bonnet).
Male - The strap f...

A guy from Czechslovakia was visiting his cousin the lawyer in California, and they went for a h...

THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car's hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra....

A guy from Czechslovakia was visiting his cousin the lawyer in California, and they went for a h...

|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:Man: What's the pr...

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:

Man: Wh...

THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female: Any part under a car's hood.

Male: The strap fa...

1. "You get this one, next round is on me."

(We won't be here long enough to get anot...

1. "You get this one, next round is on me."

(We won't be here long enough to get anoth...

"Rabbi," the man said, "Please explain the Talmud to me."





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Many Romance Languages (Italian, Spanish, French) give even inanimate objects a gender. In Spani...

Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a sudden came across a bear. The bear no...

For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relationshi...

Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a sudden came across a bear. The bea...

For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relatio...

If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you call a woman talking dirty t...

Top ten things that sound dirty in law but aren't:

10. Have you looked through her brief...

I found this in the salon where I get my hair cut. The owner says she
feels these rules ...

A male market researcher was calling on homes on behalf of Vaseline. A woman answered the door."...

A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?...

A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little ...

* We got off the Titanic first.* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder...

We got off the Titanic first.



We can scare male bosses with mysterious gyn...

Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!...

|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty kid!...

I don't have a dirty mind. (I wash it every day...)...

If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you call a woman talking dirty to a ...

A woman approaches her priest and tells him,
'Father, I have a problem. I have two talking p...

A lady approaches her rabbi and tells him, "Rabbi, I have


a problem. I have tw...

These two eggs had just been married and were on their honeymoon.

While they were sitt...

At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor ...

At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doc...

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe h...