dirty jokes

"Where in the world did you pick up that dirty thing?" asked the bartender. "Won it in a raffle"...

What's the ultimate rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep....

What are three words you dread the most while making love? "Honey, I'm home."...

What does KFC and a woman have in common? Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there...

What are the two greatest lies? "The check is in the mail," and "I promise I won't cum in your ...

They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa. It's called Genitalia....

Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!...

Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file!...

Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot...

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes....

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'...

Wife: "Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?" ! Husband: "Because I don't w...

Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk...

Q: What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the Pope doesn...

Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well he's back in town and wants your new number....

Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride...

Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet....

How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick....

Q. What do you call 1,000 heavily armed lesbians? A. Militia Etheridge...

Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth? A: Einstein's dick....

Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head? A: Sweet fuck all....

Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach? A: Public access....

Q: Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down...

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it...

Question: What's another name for pickled bread? Answer: Dill-dough....

Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur? Answer: Mega-sore-ass....

Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Answer: A Lickalotopus....

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother....

Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot? A: "How Come...

Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common? A: They're both filled with stiffs, one's comi...

Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-th...

Q: Why do farmers always slap their knee?

A: To get the cow crap off their pants...

What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wri...

What criminal doesn't take baths? A dirty crook....

What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but they...

What did the egg say to the boiling water? "It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed...

What's organic dental floss? Pubic hair!...

How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends....

Are birth control pills deductible? Only if they don't work....

What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night....

Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering???? A: More head room...

Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright, they're grand....

Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest....

Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky....

Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there ba...

Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age....

Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants....

Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? A: She opens the car door....

Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period....

Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that mus...