dirty italian jokes

Q. How did they advertise surplus W. W. II Italian rifles for sale?

A. "Never fired, a...

Bigotry ... an Italian redwood.
Bigamist ... an Italian fog.
Innuendo ... an Italian...

A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture. The Greek says...

One day an Italian and a Pollock were fishing on opposite sides of the same river, but the Itali...

One day, an old Italian couple arrived in New York City. This was the first time out of their na...

One day, an old Italian couple arrived in New York City. This was the first time out of their na...

The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a voluptuous blonde g...

Three men, an Italian, a Jew, and a Pole, are sentenced to spend
15 years in solitary conf...

They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa. It's called Genitalia....

Three men, an Italian, a Frenchman, and a Jew, were condemned to be executed. Their captors told...

A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down the street one day with...

A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down the street one day ...

The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a voluptuous blon...

An American, an Italian, and a Mexican are eating together. The Italian eats part of his breadst...

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mam...

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian customer agent s...

Three Friends an Italian a German and a Greek they decided to bet it's other 100 euros who is g...

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs agent stops...

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs agent stops...

(Sent by an Italian-American friend.)

A man is walking down the street saying the m...

Once an Italian, a Polish person and Czechoslovakian went camping.

While they were ...

Why do Italian tanks have rear view mirrors?


So they can watch the ...

How do stop an Italian from talking?


Tie his hands behind his back....

An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various crimes and are taken to...

An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various crimes and are take...

Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame time. The Italian boy's father ...

There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian, one Polak, ...

There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian, one Polak, and ...

An Italian, Jew, and a Polack are steel workers who always eat lunch together on the 30th floor ...

A Frenchman, an Italian, and a Jew were discussing how they had dominated their spouses. After t...

A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding where to go for a drink.The ...

Q: How many Italian-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: I don't know exactl...

You know you are addicted to your Italian roots when...

You pay the paperboy with L...

You know you are addicted to your Italian roots when...

• You pay the paperbo...

"Rabbi," the man said, "Please explain the Talmud to me."





"Ve...

There were three construction workers who ate lunch together everyday at the top of the building...

A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an Italian and a Chinese...

An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get separated so the woman go...

A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an Italian and a Chi...

An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The foreman points to ...

If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you call a woman talking dirty t...

A Frenchman, an Italian and an Canadian were discussing love-making.

"Last night I made ...

Top ten things that sound dirty in law but aren't:

10. Have you looked through her brief...

An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cockta...

The normal way, if the British find they have a language problem with foreigners, is to just tal...

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few co...

Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with...

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation...

There were these three guys, a Polish guy, an Italian guy, and a Jewish guy. They all worked tog...