dirty female jokes

A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking par...

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mam...

The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notifica...

The Female always makes THE RULES.
THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
N...

The Female always makes THE RULES.
THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
...

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. ...

The Rules (by Her)

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subje...

For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relationshi...

For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relatio...

I found this in the salon where I get my hair cut. The owner says she
feels these rules ...

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, s...

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The f...

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.:
Female - Any part under a car's hood (bonnet).
Male - The strap f...

Thingy (thing-ee) n.

female: Any part under a car's hood.

male: The strap fa...

1. "You get this one, next round is on me."

(We won't be here long enough to get anot...

1. "You get this one, next round is on me."

(We won't be here long enough to get anoth...

This one came from the L.A. Reader via a circuitous route
(saw it quoted in New Scientist...

THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra....

THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's ...

"Rabbi," the man said, "Please explain the Talmud to me."





"Ve...

From the Washington Post Style Invitation, in which it was postulated that English should have m...

A lady approaches her rabbi and tells him, "Rabbi, I have


a problem. I have tw...

THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car's hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra....

THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female: Any part under a car's hood.

Male: The strap fa...

|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just arou...

A lady approaches her priest and tells him "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking ...

A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I bought these two talking ...

A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I bought these two talking ...

If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you call a woman talking dirty t...

Top ten things that sound dirty in law but aren't:

10. Have you looked through her brief...

This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a
problem. I have these two t...

A guy from Czechslovakia was visiting his cousin the lawyer in California, and they went for a h...

A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I bought these two talking ...

Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!...

|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty kid!...

Many Romance Languages (Italian, Spanish, French) give even inanimate objects a gender. In Spani...

I don't have a dirty mind. (I wash it every day...)...

A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking fe...

If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you call a woman talking dirty to a ...

A woman approaches her priest and tells him,
'Father, I have a problem. I have two talking p...

A guy from Czechslovakia was visiting his cousin the lawyer in California, and they went for a h...

Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two...

Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?



When the crew gets l...

Praying Parrots



A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I ha...

Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost in space, at least the wom...

Q: How many female opera singers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. If they sing...

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan, when they noticed a whaling sh...

This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice yells over to t...

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan, when they noticed a whalin...

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe h...