dirty dishes joke

A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down at the table, he noticed th...

A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.



When he sat do...

A minister was asked to dinner by one of his flock who had a reputation for being a crummy house...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a
Knock Knock
Who's there?
...

A
guy is in the market for a used motorcycle. He always
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Two men are discussing their lives. One says, "I'm getting married.I'm tired of a messy apartment, d...

You might be a redneck if you think NSYNC is where the dirty dishes are....

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.The fir...

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They don't want you to get off the phone to pay attent...

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mam...

Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse and threw it to Fido, the fam...

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - House Wife Barbie ...dressed in ratty, old housecoa...

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you...

Chipped dishes never break....

10. You're sure to get at least one of your favorite dishes.




9. The ...

"Rabbi," the man said, "Please explain the Talmud to me."





"Ve...

With no warning and clear out of the blue, a husband said to his wife, "Honey, I have invited a ...

If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you call a woman talking dirty t...

Top ten things that sound dirty in law but aren't:

10. Have you looked through her brief...

A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has finally saved up enough m...

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|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty kid!...

101. It's amazing how late you can stay up doing absolutely nothing, yet falling asleep in class...

I don't have a dirty mind. (I wash it every day...)...

If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you call a woman talking dirty to a ...

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe h...

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't:

10. I need to wh...

Dirty Ernie was sitting in his second grade class when he looked out the window and saw two dogs...

Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hiring...

This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn...

Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hi...

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road rolls in dirt and comes back?
A dirty dou...

Sex is only dirty when it's done right....

Q. How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A. The sex is the same but the dishes pile up...

A Vaseline salesman is driving through the country, when his car starts
leaking and loses...

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE AREN'T:

10. I need to whip it out by 5...

An elderly woman walked into a doctor's office and told the doctor that she and her husband had ...

Why is Tigger always so dirty? Because he plays with Pooh!...

One day a blind man came into a restaruant. A waiter came to him and asked "Would you like a men...

What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment....

A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came a New Yorker. "I'm not ...

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!...

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute....

A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has
finally saved ...

10. Have you looked through her briefs?
    
9. He is one hard jud...

Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins....

I need to whip it out by 5 o'clock
Mind if I use your laptop?
Just stick it in my bo...

Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't...Have you looked through her briefs?He is one hard judge!...

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!...