dirty camping jokes

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub....

|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in th...

Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't I need you to whip it out by 5:00! Mind if I us...

An Irishman went for an interview with one of the major blue chip computer companies.

What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty...

|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way t...

Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside....

Nuts ... my shaft is bent
After 18 holes I can barely walk
You really wacked the hel...

|When Fishermen Meet"Hiyamac""Lobuddy""Binearlong?""Coplours""Cetchenny?""Goddafew""Kindarthay?""Bas...

Wanna here a clean joke?
I'm takin a bath with bubbles.

Wanna hear a dirty...

A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and asked, "If you woke upin the woods an...

Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving but really aren't:



Reach in and gr...

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and...

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and w...

Why is it so hard to tell the truth but so easy to tell a lie?

Why are we so sleepy in ch...

According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S....

A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down at the table, he noticed th...

A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.



When he sat do...

|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wallet ...

|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: "Please send me one of those gasoli...

HOW CLEAN IS YOUR MIND?

I challenge you NOT to think dirty. All of the answers in t...

|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish. One guy said...

They know when they are in trouble.
They don't want you to get off the phone to pay attent...

|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. De...

According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S....

It was the first camping experience for Jed. As
soon as he had pitched his tent, he went for...

A loaded mini van pulled in to the only remaining campsite. Four children leaped from the vehicl...

Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods. 'How far is it to town?' Te...

|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a sin...

Once an Italian, a Polish person and Czechoslovakian went camping.

While they were ...

|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fea...

A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking b...

|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the ...

|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn the den was a stuffed lion. T...

If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public serviceannou...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go t...

|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:Man: What's the pr...

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:

Man: Wh...

A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum w...

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.

The waiter, who is also the owner, wa...

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.

The waiter, who is also the owner, wa...

|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He...

Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook...

What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word....

|A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became cur...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr.Watson were on a camping trip. They had a bottle of wine and went to bed....

Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook...

Your hair is so black and dirty, you should wash it sometimes....

you so poor i came in your house and ask to use the bath room and you siad, the second bucket to...

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.

The following exchange tak...