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The 1st guy walks into a hotel and wants a room, but it is haunted the guy is sleeping when he h...

What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?

A cock that sticks to...

What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?



A cock that...

What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?



A cock that st...

What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that sticks to the roof of your mo...

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, the...

Arachibutyrophobia: fear of peanut butter sticking to roof of mouth....

Yo mama like peanut butter... smooth and easy to spread....

Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread....

The Sergeant had a Colonel who was an absolute ass. So before the next inspection, the Serge...

Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A. Practice.



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Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread....

A guy's driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying "Apples - $

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A guy's driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying "Apples - $5.00 each." He think...

Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?


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Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?





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An Italian, a Mexican, and a Redneck constuction worker all sat down one day to eat...

Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
A: T...

Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
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What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish...

Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it ba...

Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
A: B...

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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
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There were 3 men working on the harbour bridge, all of a sudden the lunch signal rang, so they s...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter!
Butter who?
Butter bring
Knock Knock
Who's there?...

Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde?

A. Butter is difficult to spre...

Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs...

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
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101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant.102. Q: How do blondes get ...

101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?

A: Tell her she's pregnant.

Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a ...

Knock Knock Who's there ! Butter ! Butter who ? Butter wrap up - it's cold out here !...

This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking, he notices a peanut jump out of the...

Two friends met after many years at a hill resort. Coincidently both had come with their wives t...

This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking, he notices a peanut jump out of...

The hardness of the butter is in inverse proportion to the softness of the bread....

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.

He'd toss them in the air,...

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.

He'd toss them in the air,...

Aman walks inot a bar with a monkey on his shoulder.He steps up to the bar,sets the monkey on th...

Your momma's teeth are so yellow . . .

I can't believe they're not butter.
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1. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."2. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass...

Albert Garcia Jr. sued the state in 1992 because the Ely State Prison began delivering his legal...

Toast always lands butter-side down.

And cats always land on their feet.
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