crocodile jokes

|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is longer than it is gree...

Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.

Lemma 1. The crocodile is longer than...

A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man eati...

A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man ...

Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope. A crocodile comes out of the riv...

One day, a blonde is out shopping and decides to stop in at a shoe store. After she's been there...

Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't ...

your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath....

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African, an elephant, a refrig...

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !...

I give you now Professor Twist

A conscientious scientist.

Trustees exclaimed...

Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the t...

46. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.

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This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a 'professional smart person' by your friends....

This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a 'professional smart person' by your friends. You...

This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a 'professional smart person' by your friends....

To ensure that you have a good time on your trip to Australia, your team members have planned an...

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
A whale's...

The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter inch doesn't impre...

The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.

[Another quarter i...

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've fo...

|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found...

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found ...