crazy chicken jokes

A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother?s crazy. He thinks he?s a chicken."

|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet Q: Why did the turtle...

In PC World, how does a chicken cross the road?

NT Chicken:
Will cross the road ...

Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along sid...

NT Chicken:
Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.
OS/2 Chicke...

|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep warm in winter?Cen...

A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking a cigarette with a smug grin o...

A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking a cigarette with a smug gr...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chicken!
Chicken who?
Chicken the
Knock Knock
Who's there...

A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking a cigarette with a smug g...

A chicken and a horse are playing in a field. The horse falls into a mudpuddle and ...

|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren...

Windows2000 Chicken: Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure. OS/2 Chicken: ...

So there was this horse and a chicken that lived on a farm. The horse and the chicken were in fa...

This right here is one of the best jokes ever. No matter what all my friends say.

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What do you call a crazy chicken ? A cuckoo cluck !...

Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session...

|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.Q: Why did the ...

So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up, smoking a cigarette, and say...

So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up, smoking a cigarette, and says "W...

A chicken and an egg were lying next to each other in bed. The chicken was smiling and smoking a...

|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What do chickens se...

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came t...

Q:Why didn't the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a "chicken"....

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smil...

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is
smoking a cigarette with a satisfied sm...

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came t...

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile...

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette with a satisfied smile on i...

This guy walks up to this movie house with a chicken under his arm. He asked for a ticket. The l...

This guy walks up to this movie house with a chicken under his arm. He asked for a ticket. The l...

John was driving his pickup down a country lane, when suddenly
a chicken darts out into t...

|Q: Why don't chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run away?A: He was chick...

A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He c...

A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legg...

A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. ...

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He ...

Famous interpretations of "Why did the Chicken cross the road?"Bill Clinton:I did not cross the road...

MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the Chicken, "Thou shalt cross the r...

Famous interpretations of "Why did the Chicken cross the road?"

Bill Clinton:

Famous interpretations of "Why did the Chicken cross the road?"



Bill Clint...

Famous interpretations of "Why did the Chicken cross the road?"



Bill Cl...

A friend of mine told me this one the other day...

A librarian is working away at ...

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. H...

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain tru...

Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more time.I did not have sexual...

Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Ca...

So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes... Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOL...

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Gettin...

Why did the chicken cross the road?:



JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken...