confusion jokes

Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!...

Q. What is the definition of confusion?

A. Two blind lesbians in a fish market.
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Whats the defintion of confusion?








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Q: How do you define confusion??



A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!...

Q: How do you define confusion?

A: Father's Day in Harlem



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What is mass confusion in Harlem?

Confusion creates jobs....

|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of ...

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest ...

What's the difference between a duck?One of it's legs is both the same.(just say it to confuse peopl...

What's the difference between a duck?

One of it's legs is both the same.
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What's the difference between a duck?



One of it's legs is both the same...

I think we should really add to the confusion... Let's call in (Insert Your Favorite Group - En...

"Why don't chicken wear underpants?"
Because their pecker's on their face!...

Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the firing squad.The commande...

Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the firing squad.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

A: You put her in a circular room and tell them t...

What is the biggest day of confusion in West Virginia?

Father's Day.
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Did you hear the one about the assimilated Jewish man who didn't know the difference between cha...

While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" Af...

Q:Do you know how to confuse a coal miner?







A:Show hi...

In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level, the greater the confusion....

Any improbable event which would create maximum confusion....

by Robert Chen

You should not attempt any these things. The following is meant for entert...

What follows is a emailed message from our admin here in a Hong Kong University. I leave it to y...

Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan. Mar...

A man is troubled by his lust for women (yeah, right). He prays to God and says, "God, why did y...

|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided n...

|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan. Mariah...

Q: How many Contract Bridge players does it take to change a Light Bulb?
A: Five. One to ch...

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman, who were going to be shot.

On the d...

|Dear Boss,I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of thi...

Dear Boss,

I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, ...

This is a true story which happened to me.
For a while, I worked as a cashier at a local ...

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between...

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between...

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "Well honey......

A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was t...

Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud
noises coming from his parents' be...

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?"

"W...

(From a Canadian Engineer who hasn't seen the likes of a true "Engineering
Humor Publicat...

Well, it seems that these three fellows, an American, a German and a
[ethnic], are about ...

Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman...

<YFEM> = Your Favorite Ethnic Minority.

Well, it seems that these three fell...

Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a w...

My name is Bob. Driving to my office this morning on New Mexico Interstate 40 near Central & T...

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Ca...

Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his parents' bedroom. He go...

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents "how was I
born?" "Well h...

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?""...