computer history joke

What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does a baby computer call his fathe...

History repeats itself. That is one of the things wrong with history....

Mother:
"How is your history paper coming along, dear?"

Daughter:
"Well, my history...

First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself; historians merely repeat each other....

Man: "How's your history paper coming?"

Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that...

In the international school of Ireland, there is a very patriotic history
teacher.
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Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have perfor...

A computer manufacture called some of their clients to ask about how much they are satisfied wit...

I was helping someone set up his computer, and he wanted to log in with a password....now you ha...

Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ? Because there were so many knights !...

I'm learning ancient history ? So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !...

What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!...

Mother: "How's your history paper coming?"

Son: "Well, my history professor suggest...

What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!...

Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren't listening the first time !...

486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can'...

A computer can wait forever for you.
A computer doesn't compare you with it's past users.<...

World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactic...

486 - The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state - of - the - art computer you can't afford.Ob...

Man: "How's your history paper coming?" Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I u...

Computer Terminology...



486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.

486 - The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state - of - the - art computer you can't affor...

Little Jimmy was studying for an American history test when his Grampa came by.

486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford. Obsol...

My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself !...

What do history teachers make when they want to get together ? Dates !...

How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did ! What was that ? Went down i...

486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.

State-of-the-art - Any computer you c...

486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.

State-of-the-art - Any computer you c...

486
The average IQ needed to understand a PC.

State-of-the-art
Any computer y...

Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:



A computer will not laugh at...

10 Reasons Why Computers Are Better Than Girlfriends



1. You wouldn't bothe...

World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactical p...

Signs your spouse is having an affair by computer:
1. Lately she sits at the computer na...

A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the comput...

* Reading, Pa., county controller Judith Kraines complained at a commissioners' meeting in Janua...

Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. ...

Top 47 OXYMORONS:



47. Act naturally

46. Found missing

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The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactical problem. Mil...

World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactic...

The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactical problem. Mil...

486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.





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Mother: "How's your history paper coming?"



Son: "Well, my history professo...

Ted Kennedy virus: Crashes your computer but denies it ever happened....

Freudian virus: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard....

1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

2....

Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.

Ellen Degeneres virus:
Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC

Monica Lewinsk...

Congressional Virus: Overdraws your computer....

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