coming home jokes

Jennifer: Are you coming to my party ? Sandra: No, I ain't. Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss to...

Three guys are debating who ...

Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other h...

|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not shout, you better not cry, You bette...

A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He enters a whorehouse and approache...

A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.

He enters a whoreho...

A young married woman is standing up in court, giving evidence."This man broke into my home at t...

Written by a Viet Nam Vet

GOD BLESS AMERICA!



"In Memory of The ...

Written by a Viet Nam Vet

GOD BLESS AMERICA!



"In Memory of ...

Dedicated to all married scientists:


There was this physicist who was in th...

What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards? He keeps coming and coming ...

A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home....

The Chemistry Teacher's Coming to Town

You better not weigh
You better not heat
You...

A Marine was coming home from the Pentagon one day. He noticed that there was a lot more traffic...

Because the husband had just gotten home from a six-month tour of duty,
the husband and w...

The Holiday Nightmare

(to the tune of "Santa Claus is comming to town.)

Y...

Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he's coming or...

Coming back to life as a hillbilly....

A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another woman. The man jumps up a...

There once was a man who had a terrible love for baked beans. The problem was that everytime he...

Here's a sick one...So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to cut offher late hus...

A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another woman. The man jumps ...

(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at ...

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat bein...

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane....

What's coming but never comes?



Tomorrow!...

If everything is coming your way, you are probably in the wrong lane....

(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening...

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the h...

Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming....

Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming....

Outraged wife: Couldn't you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband: Yes, ...

Outraged wife: Couldn't you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?

A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make...

He said... Want a quickie?
She said...As opposed to what?

He said... Do ...

One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming out?"Really?" the second gay man...

What's coming but never comes?Tomorrow!...

Not so deep in the swamplands of Louisiana, a Cajun's wife went into labor in the middle of the ...

Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I just didn't feel lik...

|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, a...

Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there...

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his ...

I was coming home late the other night when the flash of red in the mirror told me that I was ab...

|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a st...

It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a...

Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?



A1: So they know if ...

Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?

A1: So they know if it is morn...

Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?



Hubby: It's...

Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.A2:...

Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It's not my fault...I ran out of m...