clean jokes about travel

This ethnically disadvantaged male person goes into the travel agency and proclaims, "I've seen ...

This ethnically disadvantaged male person goes into the travel agency and proclaims, "I've seen ...

whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and get davidBeckham to take...

What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty...

A man is walking down the street when he sees a sign in the window of a travel agency that says ...

Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel....

A friend in the US has forwarded me this set of rules of conduct for female teachers in 1915 (sc...

A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week cruise for himself and hi...

How can you tell elephants love to travel ? They are always packing their trunk !...

A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. The...

"Rabbi," the man said, "Please explain the Talmud to me."





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A guy goes to a travel agent and tries to book a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend....

Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children, travel is very good for you. It broadens the mind. Betty, ...

What people travel the most? Romans....

A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. A couple ...

A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. ...

On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hop...

Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia....

I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a...

Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia....

You've ever said "Clean air? Looks clean to me."...

Menachem needs his tallis dry-cleaned. He sends it to the best dry cleaner in town, Ho Chi Wung ...

You clean your nails with a stick.

You prefer car keys to Q-tips.

Your Christmas c...

According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of ...

According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A numbe...

This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She looks...

This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She...

Top 10 Reasons For Being Canadian

It beats being an American.
You don't have ...

How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it!...

The father of 17 kids goes to the doc's with a rash on his belly.

"All right" says the Do...

Modern Travel: To promote airline safety, a proposed FAA rule would
require that every sui...

|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a dog and was a confederate gen...

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the th...

Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse and threw it to Fido, the fam...

A clean tie attracts the soup of the day....

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....

A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the fam...

Two women go out one Friday night without their husbands.



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1. Throughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to t...

1. Throughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet wate...

A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of the state he li...

A famous statistician would never travel by airplane, because he had studied air travel and esti...

Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.
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There are three men in the bathroom -- two Englishmen and an Australian -- all at the stalls. Th...

Instructions on how to clean your toilet 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pe...

Due to the current financial situation, changes will be made to the Business Travel Standards an...

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office and says that he's having a problem with his job.
...

According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number...

On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said"CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".By the ti...

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discusse...