centipede jokes

|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!What do...

Knock-knock.



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One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first half we...

One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first hal...

One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first hal...

A guy goes to the pet store and asks for a cheap pet that he can take anywhere. The store owner ...

What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?

Bacon and leg...

What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?

Bacon and legs!...

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !...

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ? A centipede with athlete's foot !...

Why was the centipede late ? Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !...

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ? Enough drumsticks to feed an army !...

What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede !...

The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the h...

|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the huma...

The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the...

Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg....

Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg....

a centipede with a wooden leg....

Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ost...

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede....

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ? He took too long to put his boots...

What did one centipede say to the other centipede ? You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've go...

What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ? A centipede with a wooden leg !...

|Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either...

What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from spending all aft...

What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?

French flies.



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|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A: A bird who knocks before deli...

We Americans (defined as residents of the USA) frequently have problems with metric conversions....

What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers.What does an envelope say when you...

What do you get when you have a cow and a duck?

Milk and quackers.