Cat's Prayer - Animal jokes (45047)

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Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray this cushy life to keep



I pray for toys that look like mice

and warm cushions soft and nice



For grocery bags where I can hide

Just like a tiger croucched inside



I pray for gourmet kitty snacks

and someone nice to scratch my back



For window sills all warm and bright

for shadows to explore by night



I pray I'll always stay real cool

and keep the secret feline rule



To never tell a human that

The world is really run by cats.