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Now I lay me down to sleep


I pray this cushy life to keep





I pray for toys that look like mice


and warm cushions soft and nice





For grocery bags where I can hide


Just like a tiger croucched inside





I pray for gourmet kitty snacks


and someone nice to scratch my back





For window sills all warm and bright


for shadows to explore by night





I pray I'll always stay real cool


and keep the secret feline rule





To never tell a human that


The world is really run by cats.