car accident jokes

An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his...

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between th...

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The lawyer asked him, "Did you actually see ...

|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. S...

The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole...

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the la...

A man walked into a doctor's office with his suit ripped and his arms and face bleeding. The nur...

What kind of accident did the proctologist have?

He was rear-ended!
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A policeman arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The cop rus...

Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident ...

|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list...

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from a road accident were serious enough to take the trucking co...

|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.Se...

The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole...

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking co...

Once Bill Clinton visited a elementary school to talk to a group of 3rd graders. He said to them...

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the...

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the truckin...

A man meets his friend in the street.

His friend is all cuts and bruises, bandages,...

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company r...

Did you hear about the Polish Navy's tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned tryi...

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking compa...

|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have d...

This morning, National Public Radio reported that Monica Lewinsky had
been in an accident ...

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough ...

A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court ...

|A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fight...

A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fi...

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the t...

Officer Patrick McGuire of the New York City Police Department answers a call on his radio and r...

A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand. `You'll need to be f...

Form Feed

Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident:

Q: Could e...

Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a ...

Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.



The doc...

Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking com...

|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking compan...

There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect weddi...

|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey whic...

There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey ...

There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,they had a perfect we...

We have a stringent rule against chewing gum in our house, which led
to the following amu...

Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there's an accident.Pat calls Mike's wife, Ma...

|The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom.At a tria...

Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there's an accident.

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a ...

Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You've had an accident involving a train.<...

The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize th...

The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summariz...

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfe...

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a ...