An old occupation
Office jokes
6 hits
What happens when people of different occupations get old.
- Old farmers never die, they ...
Office jokes
6 hits
What happens when people of different occupations get old.
- Old farmers never die, they ...
Office jokes
9 hits
What happens when people of different occupations get old.
- Old farmers never die, they ...
Twas the "NET" before Christmas
When all through our house,
Not a creature was typing
n...
Elderly Jokes
45 hits|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never die, they just ki...
General / Unsorted jokes
43 hits
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus 1.0
marketing name: Fi...
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0)....
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1....
|Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down d...
Miscellaneous
41 hitsHe demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to science but they mad...
Miscellaneous
33 hitsLast year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name: Fiance 1.0)...
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name: Fiance ...
Scary, isnt it! :-)
Drug dealersSoftware developers
"Stick," "Rock," "...
BACKUP - What you do when you run over a coon in the woods
Drug Dealers
Software Developers
Refer to their clients as "users".
Computing Jokes
62 hits|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and found that it's a memory ...
Computer jokes
5 hits
Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and found that it's a memo...
The Boss has just chewed you out for no reason at all, you are looking to revenge yourself, do y...
Aviation jokes
116 hits
AS THEY GET OLD...
- Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.
Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and found
that it's a memor...
Job/Office Jokes
117 hits|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they just lo...
Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog ...
Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that
it's a memory ...
Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0MEMORANDUM RE: Computer Software Warning
Last year a friend o...
Computers
122 hitsGirlfriend Tech Support E-mail I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I'...
CAT v.6.1b: Completely Autonomous Tester, Manufactured by MOMCAT
User In...
Captain's Log, Stardate 54324.5: Starfleet Command has directed the Enterprise to do a prelimin...
(For best effect, read with an exaggerated Kirk accent, preferably aloud to a Trekker buddy ...)...
[Ed: By David Wald, unless somebody else steps forward ]
...Let us suppose that th...
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Being an Evil ...
Computing Jokes
48 hits|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add BackwardsABC ...