butterfly jokes

|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!...

|What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!...

Three guys are debating about which of their languages is the most pleasing to the ear. The ...

A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is complaining about everyth...

A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is complaining about eve...

Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly....

How do you make a butterfly ? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !...

Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly....

Why did the moron throw the butter out the window?
He wanted to se...

Why did the moron throw the butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly....

How careers end...

Holy people are disgraced.

Pastry chefs are deserted.

Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ? It was a moth ball !...

And, yes, they all really exist...

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a butterfly Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!...

|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are pauses, and hyphens are ...

|How careers end... Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far ...

1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.



2. Men who h...

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1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.2. Men who have pierced ears are better...

1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.



2. Men wh...

1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
Men who have pierced ears are b...

In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding da...

In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your weddin...