busy jokes

Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster: (whispering) No, he'...

Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster: (whispering) No, he's bu...

I heard this from my uncle John Herbert. You can't offend anyone with it.

A telep...

One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.

"May I speak to your parents?"

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This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat an cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 seco...

How do you keep a blonde busy? See Below.


How do you keep a blonde busy? See Ab...

How to keep a Schmuck busy {Scroll down}

Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of M&Ms and ask her to alphabetize them....

How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below)
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above)...

Jesus is coming.
Look busy!...

An American and an Israeli are busy bragging.

The American states, "Oh yeah, well i...

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Scroll down......

Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them...

Slogans for women's T-shirts:
? I'm out of estrogen - I have a gun.

? Guys have feelin...

A boy is watching television and hears the name Jesus Christ. Wondering who Jesus Christ is, he ...

A boy is watching television and hears the name Jesus Christ. Wondering who Jesus Christ is, he ...

Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them. Next mood...

On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in which there is a victim. The man who has...

On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in which there is a victim. The man who...

Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them. Nex...

A business man urgently needed to talk to his star employee so he called him at home on a Saturd...

* I'm out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too. But like... who cares? * I don't bel...

It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when th...

* I'm out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too. But like... who cares? * I don't...

• Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
  

I never make the same mistake twice--I'm too busy making new ones....

Jesus is coming, everyone look busy....

My Back has two tellers open at a time. except on busy days then it has one....

Jack and Tom, are having a beer in a saloon when a cowboy walks in with an Indian's head under h...

See if you can do this ...

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Tree 1 "Hey look, Mother Nature's coming!"Tree 2 "Look busy."...

Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, al...

Q: How many IRC chatters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. They're so busy sayi...

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that's always telling you how busy...

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection? A pointer!...

Psychiatrist to his nurse: "Just say we're very busy. Don't keep saying 'It's a madhouse.'"...

Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking me that questio...

Q: How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They're all far too bu...

Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold....

Tree 1 "Hey look, Mother Nature's coming!"



Tree 2 "Look busy."...

How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?...

A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner....

Q: How many USENETers does it take to screw in a ligth bulb?
A. None. They are so busy hogg...

How come wrong numbers are never busy?...

this is how you keep an idiot busy........

peat and repeat where on a boat peat f...

Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look impat...

Q: How to you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in t...

Q. How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours?

A. Give her a piece of paper that...

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

Put her in a round room and tell her to ...