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One day Timmy was on the school bus talking to the bus driver. Timmmy said, "If my mommy was an elephant and my daady was and elephant, then I would be a baby elephant." The driver was not amused, he had a severe headache from all the kids. Timmy kept talking, "If my mommy was a cat and my daddy was a cat I would be a kitten". The bus driver snapped at Timmy and said, "If your mom was a hooker and your dad was a retard what would you be?" Timmy looked up at the man and said, "I would be a bus driver".
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