brunette women quotations

Two women and their dogs were in a Vet's waiting room (one blonde and one brunette). The brunett...

Two women and their dogs were in a Vet's waiting room (one blonde and one brunette). The brunett...

There was a blonde, brunette, and a red head in a doctor's office. All
three
of them...

1. Avoid alliteration. Always.

2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.

There were 11 women hanging onto a rope that was hanging down a cliff. Ten were blonde, and one ...

There's this blond and this brunette. And they're in an elevator. And this hot guy walks into th...

Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work at the same time and get o...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on ...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go...

A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good looking

handsome man gets...

A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th floor. On the 23rd floor...

|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a tota...

There's a brunette standing in the middle of a street jumping up and down, counting "57, 57, 57....

What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?

Brown-bagging it.

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A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man gets on. So then the ...

How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills did to seaweed....

There's a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,"..." Then a blonde pulls up, gets o...

A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story was about a man up on...

There's a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,"21, 21, 21..."

Then a bl...

What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Wel...

A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that s...

A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde...

A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The current

news story was ...

There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. the rope was very weak ...

There were 2 blondes and a brunette.



The first blonde said "I want to b...

Three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde worked together at an office. Every day they n...

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in t...

There was a brunette standing along side a busy road chanting "88, 88, 88, 88..." until a blonde...

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. Th...

A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see's her husband, and he is carrying ...

a blonde and a brunette were watching the 5 o'clock news about a man who was going to jump off a...

A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a b...

Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a...

There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a siren behind them, so she asks the ...

Blonde: Hold on I have to go to the bathroom!

Brunette: Ok I will be at the Ice c...

A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were supposed to swim the English...

A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.



The brunette see's he...

Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in her hair.She looked and s...

A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were supposed to swim the Eng...

|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the ...

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in t...

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in t...

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend had a slight dand...

There were nine blondes and a brunette hanging of a rope 100 stories high. They had decided that...

|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buye...

A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a b...

A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a b...

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street when the brunette says, “Look, a dead b...