broken foot

A guy is walking along when suddenly he got his foot caught stuck in some railroad tracks. He tr...

A guy is walking along when suddenly he got his foot caught stuck in some railroad tracks. He tr...

I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in ...

A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, "It's...

|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in the foot aft...

When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly....

"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well,...

A woman was not feeling well. So she visited her doctor.

The good doctor, after giv...

"Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burgl...

A broken heart is better than a shattered pelvis....

Depending on where someone is from and where they are driving you can make some assumptions abou...

There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to speed up. She was hanging on by...

There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to speed up....

There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to speed up. She was hanging o...

What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?



It ends up ...

A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would...

Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowin...

Heard from a friend:

Two men are approaching eachother on a sidewalk. Both are dr...

Even a broken clock is right twice a day....

What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in his mouth!...

Professor Sokolsky was lecturing his Atomic physics class.He asked, "If molecules can be split i...

|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:Man: What's the pr...

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:

Man: Wh...

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot as the walk. As ...

Teacher: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.

Sammy: You can't fool me, Teacher. Snak...

Drinking A completely inebriated man was stumbling down



the street with on...

Incident at the old swimming pool

by jiM Mica

I'm sure I've mentioned tha...

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foo...

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. A...

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they wal...

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.

The following exchange tak...

If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?...

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot...

There was this drunk who said to the bartender, "I want a woman!" so the bartender gave him dire...

A guy and his wife were speeding down the interstate when a state cop pulls him over. The man sa...

A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says,...

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place....The...

|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter...

The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gut...

I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her on t...

|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for another stop.Q: ...

The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gut...

An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist's office instead and weave...

A guy takes his broken pecker to a doctor for treatment. The doctor tells him there's nothing he...

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place......

A driver is stopped by a police officer.

The driver asks, "What's the problem officer?...

I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her on ...

Morning has broken.

Call the repairman....

A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, "What's the problem officer?" Officer:...

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed. There...