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Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?
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Q: Why are there no British computers?
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Here's the final
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Q: How many British trades unionists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
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The British Isles, it is said, are inhabited by four nations.
The Scots, who keep t...
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As told to me by a friend in the British Army:
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(From The Daily Californian (UC Berkeley student paper), 2/27/89, page 1,
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An American General, a Russian General and a British General are standing on
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The British Navy was sailing along when the First Mate ran up to the Admiral.
He sa...
The British Navy was sailing along when the First Mate ran up to the Admiral.
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Two British sailors attended a church service in Stockholm. Not speaking a word of Swedish and n...
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"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British ...HEAVEN & HELL
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HEAVEN IS WHEN YOU HAVE:
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when the French are the cooks,
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"Need a LIFT?"...Do you know why the
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Do you know why the British ships came back from the Falkland Islands
full of sheep?
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It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the streng...Flying to Frankfurt
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Condom that doubles as a self-inflating hot-air balloon (with reservoir tip)
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THE BRITISH BOARD OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES TO TIP OF...English Scientists
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Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airlin...MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON-- written from Centr...
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Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airpla...The British Decline
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Great Britain used to be an Empire, ruled by an Emperor.Then it was a Kingdom, ruled by a King.N...
In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry magazine, editors quoted from ''Feathers,'' the publication ...
In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry magazine, editors quoted from ''Feathers,'...Newly married
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A mother had three daughters and, on their wedding night, she tells each one to write back about...
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A mother had three daughters. She asked all three o...The Red Shirt
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One day, a pirate ship is cruising the seas off the coast of England when the scout yells, "Ther...Getting pleasure
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What's six inches long and guaranteed to give British Jewish women pleasure?
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A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Becau...Army fitness report
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