braces jokes

Fingernail Clippers:That's why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green ey...

Fingernail Clippers:

That's why we have teeth.



Makeup That ...

When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces....

Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because they have...

Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?

A: A watchdog!



Q: Why do...

Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?

A: A watchdog!



Q: Why do mal...

What do you call a black lady with braces?


- A Black and Decker Pecker Wr...

Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how did such a thing ha...

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself...

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Headgear Barbie ...guaranteed to make kids with brace...

The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone call. It was Mr. Tuckerman...

|9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy." 8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard. 7. You f...

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolton ! Bolton who ? Bolton braces !...

You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when:

• You wake up face down on t...

WANKY PANKY

- fooling around, naughtier than hanky panky

THRUSTER BUSTER<...

MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER:


"After all that money your father and I spent on br...

MONA LISA'S MOTHER: "After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that's the biggest ...

1. You wake up face down on the pavement.
2. You put your bra on backwards and it fits ...

|A Teenager is... A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. A we...

By Bill AdlerA Teenager is...A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone n...

VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto r...

Sally and Eric are in their hotel room on their wedding night, preparing to consummate their mar...

By Bill Adler



A Teenager is...



A person who ca...

Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels motorcyclists. You've been at work 3 hours b...

VERBS:



to schmooze = befriend scum

to pitch = grovel shamel...

(1) There's one "sport" in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or t...

A very well-dressed and successful yuppie executive left his office one fine day and there on th...

Men, want to know where you stand in the rough-and-tumble, give-and-take
world of relation...

Unless his father is rich, a graduate student in computer science will most likely end up suppor...

Here's a story by myself that's rated IQ-17: It can be appreciated
only by people with a...

Words that could be confusing and embarrassing in the UK & US

1) Buns. You...