Boy, Officer & Squirrel - General / Unsorted jokes (60755)





 


A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.


"Now listen here," the policeman said,


"Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature i shall personally do to you"


"In that case," said the boy,


"I'll kiss it's butt and let it go"