boiling water jokes

What did the egg say to the boiling water?"I just got laid and now you want me to get hard?!"Sent by...

A blonde is taking a test for a job. The examiner asks some questions for general culture.

A blonde is taking a test for a job. The examiner asks some questions for general culture.

Q. What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

A. I just got lai...

Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A. "How can you expect me to get hard so...

Water freezes at 32 degrees and boils at 212 degrees.

There are 180 degrees between fr...

What did the egg say to the boiling water? "It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed...

What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just g...

What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just g...

Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water? He thought they would ...

What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1) You only get laid once. 2) You only ...

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes? Hot, cross bunnies !...

Waiter, waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup. Yes, ma'am, they can't stand the boiling wat...

A man was crawling across the Desert dying of thirst, when a camel raced up and stopped. An Arab...

Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?



A: It is a sin to put it i...

A doctor is standing in the hall of a hospital talking with a colleague when suddenly one of his...

A doctor is standing in the hall of a hospital talking with a colleague when suddenly one of his...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Water!
Water who?
Water be
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wa...

Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

Independent: How...

A business executive injured his leg skiing one weekend. By the time he got home Saturday, the l...

A business executive injured his leg skiing one weekend. By the time he got home Saturday, the l...

Two women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they fill the pool with -- ...

One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking d...

One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinne...

I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in ...

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order."I ...

So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking...

There were three golfers.

One golfer hit the ball and it went in the water. He walked ove...

There were three golfers.

One golfer hit the ball and it went in the water. He walked ove...

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their drink order."I would...

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.

The waiter comes and takes their dri...

DUMB WAITER:
one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
FEEDBACK:
the ine...

What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your
last baby's pacifier...

A man and a woman are in a supermarket. They are standing in front of the water aisle.

|Parent's Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.FEE...

Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in-law declared that oatmeal would now be his c...

A senior woman is on a cruise ship and wanders up to the bar and asks for a
scotch with two ...

A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They had the following conversa...

Heard on a late night comedy show ...

"Democrats see the glass of water as half emp...

One night a father sent his kid to bed.

Five minutes later the boy screamed,
''Dad! Ca...

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your ...

Show off: A child who is more talented than yours.

Sterilize: What you do to your first b...

Little Lee was acting up, so he was sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad..."

This list was sent to me by Liz Oszelcuk, the Grad. Assistant of UC Berkeley's Slavic Department...

Three Little Pigs walked into a resterant one day.The Waiter asked them what they wanted for Din...

One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for mass. The minister pr...

The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3) Submarine s...

Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in a rowboat on a lake fishing. Suddenly the spray from a mo...

One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for mass. The ministe...

One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for mass. The ministe...