boat jokes

It was a the end of the day for the boaters on a small lake. One boat had not returned. The do...

During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat p...

During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her bo...

One day I was fishing in my dad's boat. He was not with me, so I had to be very careful.

|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish. One guy said...

There was an old man sitting on his porch watching the rain fall. Pretty soo...

Thibodaux was driving his car past Beaudreaux's house and saw a sign that read: "BOAT FOR SALE"<...

Bob and joe are fishing in a boat. bob pulls up a lamp on his line. a genie pops out and said he...

A sports writer interviewed the 14 time world champing female fisherman. what is your secret, do...

A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were duck hunting from a boat not far from the ...

These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They are amazed at the number of fish th...

These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They are amazed at the number of fis...

There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in the middle of the sea, waiting ...

There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in the middle of the sea, wait...

You might be a redneck if... Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years....

Three clergymen were sitting in a boat, fishing.
"I'm thirsty," said the first. &q...

A young lawyer decided that his life needed a hobby. Since his buddies talked about sailing, he ...

You might be a redneck if... Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years....

A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot from the lake shore. Th...

Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we ...

Every morning a man drives to the dock, and every morning a man takes the ferry to work. One mor...

Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved? A: The United States of A...

A couple was touring a shipyard area in a coastal city of Italy when they saw a strange looking ...

A priest, Baptist minister & a rabbi were having lunch when the priest & minister started talkin...

A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The group consisted of 12 women...

Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat. It so happ...

A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.



T...

Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were having a great day catching fish. The first blon...

Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle ...

Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes floating by in the current. One...

Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes floating by in the current....

Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized,...

One fine morning a sardar goes for a ride in his car. He is enjoying his
ride when suddenl...

A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to rea...

A Mormon bishop, a Catholic priest, and a TV evangelist were fishing
from a boat in the m...

One day Temel came to Istanbul and got into a boat from Haydarpasa. While they were sailing, the...

Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized,...

Three men, a doctor, a minister, and a lawyer take a fishing boat out onto the ocean. A terrible...

Three men, a doctor, a minister, and a lawyer take a fishing boat out onto the ocean. A terrible...

After his first day working at a department store. The manager walks up to his new sales men and...

There came a big flood, and the water around Bhola's house was rising steadily..


B...

After his first day working at a department store. The manager walks up to his new sales men and...

The first priest says, "We've got to save the boys."
The second priest says, "Screw the boys....

Plan ahead... It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone...

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another ...

Plan ahead... It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.



Stay fit. When...

There were two guys fishing in a boat. And they haven't caught anything all day. Suddenly the on...

Two guys are talking about fishing. One says to the other, "I am NEVER going to take my wife fis...

A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get...

|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the ...