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Three blonds were walking along the beach one morning, when all of a sudden one blond stops dead...

How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown a blond? Stick a scratch and sniff sticke...

A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man gets on. So then the ...

How do you get a blond out of a tree? Wave



How do you drown a blond? St...

Q: What is the difference between the panama canal and a blond?

A: One is a busy ditch...

Q: What is the difference between the panama canal and a blond?

A: One is a busy ditch...

There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the engine blew and they started to ...

There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.
All of a sudden the engine blew and they...

There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.

All of a sudden the engine blew and...

A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good looking

handsome man gets...

So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law School, is job hu...

A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps saying, "88, 88, 88...

|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond walked across alone on a ...

A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river. The blond walked across alone o...

One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her."My daughter, you have pl...

Why was the blond staring at the orange juice carton?...

She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center....

One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.

One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.

"My d...

A little blond girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy tod...

Two blondes were fishing on a river in B.C. They were on opposit sides of the river and using th...

A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on. she stopped in the hair salon and asked for a ...

There is a blond a brunette and a redhead and they get shipwrecked and are all stranded on a des...

Told to me by my girlfriend,...

Which takes longer to make, A blond snowman or a regular snowman? A blond one because you have t...

Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in the refridgorator and there'...

One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden, the burnette...

One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden, the burnette sto...

How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick is wet!Sent by Richard...

A blond decides that she needs to go shopping


As she buys 8 bottles of hair spr...

A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond are sitting in a doctors office, talking about what sex of chi...

Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of M&Ms and ask her to alphabetize them....

What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back....

Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly burnette.Sent by Tiffany...

What do you call a blond with a brain? A golden retriever.
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A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wi...

How do you confuse a blond?You don't, they're born that way....

A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!...

Stargazing
There are 2 blonds sitting on a porch in Kansas looking at the moon.
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A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to ...

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th f...

A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for life. "They lie, they cheatand the...

A blond bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that h...

Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the bac...

A blond woman walks into a store. Curious about a shiny object, she asks, "What is that?"
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A blond had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry hersel...

A blond woman walks into a store. Curious about a shiny object, she asks, "What is that?"

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M's Factory?She threw away all the w's.Sent by Chris...

What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their backs they're screwed!...

A blond walks into a Sperm Donor Center and says "Mmm mm mmm mmm mm".

The nurse ask...