black jokes

Why dont little black kids play in the sand box?

Because there afraid a cat will ...

Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?

A: "Mommy, I'm m...

What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A nun rolling down a hill....

Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by a guided muscl...

What is the difference between a black guy and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family...

Three girls are stranded on an island. A black hair, a burnette and a blonde hair. The black hai...

An Aussie bloke is having a quiet drink in a bar and leans over to the big guy next to him and s...

|Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award.It's an appointment! Did you ...

Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea? A: "Mommy, I'm melting!!!"...

What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper rash....

Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots....

What is long, black, and smelly?


- The unemployment line....

Q. What do you call a stuttering black person?

Why do black people like to keep chickens around?


To teach their kid's how ...

Why do black people always think about sex?

Because of the p[ubic hair on their h...

A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a drink when agood-looking girl comes up to ...

In Manhatan a midget got onto the elevator.

A few floors down a huge black man got ...

|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation in Washingto...

how do you baby sit a black baby?....
you wet his lips and stick him to a window!
...

What's black and white and red all over?
An embarassed zebra!...

why do all black people have nightmares........

What do you call a black guy on a bike?

A thief!...

This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees an antique lamp. Thinking that he'...

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown in his seat. He notices im...

There was a white guy a black guy and an aggie, The white guy said "If I have pizza for lunch on...

Three guys work on a constuction site. One is white, one is black and one is Polish. The bell ri...

Q: How do you make a proud black woman pick cotton?

A: Light the string on her ta...

Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?



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This black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.

"Wow!" say...

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits

down in his se...

Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.


The bartender asks...

Why dont black people like country music?


- Every time they call a ...

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black st...

What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts off with "Once upon ...

Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts....

Why do black people hate aspirin?

They're white.
They work.
And you...

A mathematician, a theoretical economist and an econometrician are asked to find a black cat (wh...

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immed...

A black man is dying of thirst in the desert when he finds a gennie in a bottle.
The genni...

How did Black eye peas get their name?



They were fighting over the Chic...

A woman went to the bar with a black eye."How'd ya get that?" asked the bartender."From my husband,"...

There's this white ecologist working with an African tribe, and one day the tribe elder comes to...

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices i...

This black guy walks into this bar, with a parrot.

The bartender asked "What would ...

Three nuns passed every day through a street that led them from Church to a Reformatory. They no...

A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up to Heaven and they had to stop at the Pear...

|A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appea...

A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that ap...

Q: Whats black and white and red all over?

A: A freshly whipped nun....

WhatÕs black and crisp and hangs from the ceiling?


An [ethnic] electrician....