Black Snake - General / Unsorted jokes (58421)





 


It was the first camping experience for Jed. As
soon as he had pitched his tent, he went for a
hike in the woods. In about fifteen minutes he
rushed back into camp, bleeding and disheveled.

"What happened?" asked a fellow camper.

"I was chased by a black snake!" cried the frightened Jed.

The camper laughed and retorted, "A black snake isn't deadly."

"Listen," groaned Jed, "If he can make you jump off a
fifty-foot cliff, he is!"