birthday jokes

A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday...

Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it's his wife's birthday soon and he doe...

On a man's 33rd birthday he gets a package at the Post Office and goes to collect ...

On Fred's 86th birthday one of his female neighbors, from down the hall in the old folks hom...

On Fred's 86th birthday one of his female neighbors, from down the hall in the old folks hom...

Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream...

I'd like to say something nice about you as it's your birthday. Why don't you? Because I can...

A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by....

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!...

Did you hear about the flag's birthday? It was a Happy one!...

Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy one!...

Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!...

Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a V...

What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!...

"Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."...

What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt...

Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it's his wife's birthday soon and he doesn't...

A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be...

A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"

She said, "I'd love to...

Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stu...

First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, I'm having a witch do. Fi...

"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What ...

Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's...

Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...

Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her ...

I woke up early feeling a little depressed because it was my birthday, and I though...

"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."...

Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my ...

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."...

"I guess I didn't get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "You're still here!"...

What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!...

A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks. He wanted a truck and she wanted a fast ...

Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked wh...

This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk if they have any ...

A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time.

The church li...

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!...

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!...

Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he n...

I woke up early feeling a little depressed because it was my birthday and thought, Another year ...

Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up an...

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to ...

TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?



STUDENT: seven.
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Burger King won't let you do it your way, right away.

You can remember the entire NASCAR ...

When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!...

What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!...

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!...

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!...

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. ...

What did you get for your birthday? Another year!...

Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I though...