belly jokes

Beer Belly - A gas tank for a sex machine....

Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde....

Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? Because they have blond boyfriends
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it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day...Billy-Bob and Bill...

Yo mama so fat even her belly ring has stretch marks....

Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde boys aren't that ...

The horses in the race are:
1. Passionate Lady
2. Clean Sheets
3. Bare Belly

There was 2 college students one was named Jack and the other was Jill.One day at a dinner Jack ...

An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get separated so the woman go...

The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk Panties4. Co...

Her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters....

yo mamas so fat you can make a coat out of her belly button lint...

yo mamas so fat you can make a coat out of her belly button lint...

yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well......

Yo momma so fat I can stand on her belly and high-five God....

Yo mama so fat I can stand on her belly and high-five God......

Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.

Your wife has a beer...

Question: Why did the blonde have a briuse on her belly button?

Answer: She had a...

You might be a redneck if...
Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive....

What makes a man think he's so great ? 1) He has a belly button that won't work. 2) He has tits ...

Told to me by my girlfriend,...

Yo mama so fat her belly button looks like a second pussy....

Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too....

One of them said "Hey look over here and tell me what you see."
The other one looked over the...

Q: Why did the blonde girl have bruises on her belly button ?





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What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20doesn't?A belly-button!...

An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new surgical procedure done where they stretc...

You might be a redneck if...

You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can ...

Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enoug...

An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new surgical procedure done where they st...

A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in a hurry to leave on an e...

Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has an Adam's apple that isn't an apple...

A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in a hurry to leave on ...

"Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the c...

Well, how 'bout that?...I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions. You know Pum...

OF COURSE I LOVE YA DARLING

YOU'RE A BLOODY TOP NOTCH BIRD

AND WHEN I SAY YO...

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Ten things that dads probably don't say too often!

10. 'Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost...

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Q: What is the difference between the panama canal and a blond?

A: One is a busy ditch...

Q: What is the difference between the panama canal and a blond?

A: One is a busy ditch...

|Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll h...

The 2000 Darwin awards!

(25 May 1999, Ukraine) A fisherman in Kiev electrocuted himself w...

According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If any...

• "Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop an...

According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of stopping. If anythi...

A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gu...

To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it'll make her fat. ?I w...

One day there was two children playing doctor. A girl and a boy. The boy liftes his shirt and po...

Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?

A. Because they have blond boyfriends<...