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MEMORANDUM

Special High Intensity Training - S.H.I.T.



MEMORANDUM

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TO : ALL EMPLOYEES FR : MANAGEMENT SUBJECT : SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING In order to assure the ...

TO : ALL EMPLOYEES



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During World War II the Little Moron was drafted into the U. S. Army. He went to Fort Benning fo...

When you're on a workplace training course, think of it like this:
When you start the cour...

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be...

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen.

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Q: How many BASIC programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10 push bulb upw...

As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son had an announcement to make: ...

As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son had an announcement to make: ...

During an army basic training, the lieutenant took the batch on a match and asked each of them w...

|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers."I want every man to lie on his...

A telphone man joined the Army. As part of his basic
training, he went out on t...

During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuc...

During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden m...

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ADA: A Dumb Arrangement
ADA: A Dumb Acronym
ADA: A Dumb Annoyance

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The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee wh...

Basic measure of the amount of rationalization offered by
the average individual prior...

In a military training camp some recruits get educated in parachuting. After some weeks of train...

In a military training camp some recruits get educated in parachuting. After some weeks of train...

In a military training camp some recruits get educated in parachuting. After
some weeks o...

|Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of all martial arts...

Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts

Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of all m...

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Basic measure of the amount of rationalization offered by the average

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The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers

1. Glazed
2. Jelly
3. Powdered
4. Ch...

Why do the Irish call their basic currency the Punt?

Because it rhymes with bank manager,...

Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.

PMS would be a legitimate defense i...

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Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant's ba...

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Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant'...

Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant'...

There are 3 basic types of people in the world:

1. Those who can count.

There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their final stages of training for...

It was near the end of basic training and all the soldiers were getting ready for the war games....

There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their final stages of training...

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