Bad medical news (for the over 50 folks) - Doctor jokes (48872)

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This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face:



Doctor: "Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news".



Guy: "Well, give me the really bad news first"



Doctor: "You have cancer, and only 6 months to live"



Guy: "And the bad news?"



Doctor: "You have Alzheimer's disease."



Guy: "Thank god. I was afraid I had cancer!"