baby jokes

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like he...

A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to take up farming. He heads to the l...

While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and downs frightened a lot of small inv...

What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink...

Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk....

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would lik...

The Positive Orgasm: "Oh yes, Ohh yesss, OH YESSSS!"

The Negative Orgasm: "Oh no, O...

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labor is asked by the midwife if she would like...

A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom...

A soldier comes back from the Iraq war after two years to find that his wife has just had a baby...

While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and downs frightened a lot of small...

A mother balloon is floating arond with her baby balloon. The caring mother tells her child to w...

There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store che...

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one tur...

A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas to Chicago. The son (who had ...

There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store...

There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store...

A woman and a baby were in the doctor?s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.

She was told to go into a room and wait for the doctor. He examines the baby and asks the woman,...

An old country doctor went away out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there...

A woman with a baby visited the doctor's office. She was escorted to an examination room and tol...

Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the same tent. One on a bear s...

Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the same tent. One on a bear skin,...

Once upon a time there was a stork family - papa stock, mama stork and
baby stork. One e...

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Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can't dress themselves....

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son, who had been loo...

An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there ...

A habby baby....

Q: What do you call, when a baby has forks in his eyes?

A: 9-1-1...

A young lady in the maternity ward, just prior to labor, is asked by the midwife if she would li...

I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those pa...

A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office.She is taken into an examining room and waits for t...

A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there wa...

Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice...

Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, They don't make Pamp...

A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish. One day while he w...

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm tw...

What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha... your dad's a jerk off!...

Bubba and Becky were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The ...

What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have a baby:"It's kinda like tryin...

A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office.

She is taken into an examining room...

A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office.

She is taken into an examining roo...

There is a Mama lion, a Daddy lion & a Baby lion. The mama lion & the daddy lion were having a l...

What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have a baby:

Two gay men were partners for life and finally decided they wanted a child of their own. After weeks...

The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth dressed in her robe and walked...

How do you make a dead baby float?



Two scoops of ice cream and one scoo...

There was a 80 year-old man that married a 21 year-old woman. A year later the woman had a baby ...

"Three Men And A Baby"........What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back after having ...